BABY PAUL THOR

Baby Paul Thor, Conqueror of Mountain Thunder was born one thousand one hundred and seventy one days after being conceived. After six weeks of latching debacles, he finally got the knack of breastfeeding. He once dreamt that a peanut kissed a purple goat. He likes to flirt, is not a huge fan of beards and enjoys feet. His favorite colors are trees, rocks and the sky.​

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